Today in context-less tweeting:

Now we’ll need some clarity here. Are they taking physical swings? Like did someone try to punch a Castellanos family member? Or are we talking about figurative swings, like douchebags in the DMs saying nasty things online? Ballpark fans yelling at them? I’m sure it’s the latter two, but if we’re wrong, the Inquirer food guy can swoop in later with sharp rebuke and a journalism lecture.

Anyway, we gotta limit the fan douchebaggery out here. Family is always off limits. Kids are off limits. Being a social media dickhead should be nixed, too, but it is what it is. There’s always some jabroni who is going to find a player’s Instagram DMs or a family member’s handle and say something stupid.

Nick Castellanos didn’t have a great year. He’s 0-7 over the last two games. But he started the comeback in Game 1 and has made some big defensive plays out there. You could go anywhere on this Phillies roster for blame. They needed more from Nola and Wheeler. Rhys Hoskins is struggling in the field and at the plate. Brandon Marsh had a Game 5 stinker and J.T. Realmuto can’t make any contact at all.

Everybody’s gotta chill out. Phils are still alive. Phils in 7.

EDIT – forgot to add this one, and it makes me laugh:

Bimbo! underrated diss