Joel Embiid dropped 59 FUCKING POINTS OFF A BACK-TO-BACK! I don’t know where this sits for most points in 24 hours in NBA history, but it has to be high on the list:

He was two assists and a three blocks away from a 59 point quadruple double. He’s the first player ever since stats were invented to drop this line:

He had 26 of the Sixers 27 fourth quarter points, but the most impressive thing he did all game was chirp Lauri Markkanen before he bricked two straight at the free throw line to win Sixers fans free Chick-Fil-A:

Absolute legendary performance tonight from the big fella.

If Jay Wright actually didn’t throw his hat in the ring for the Sixers job after favoriting some porn on Twitter then maybe we just let Tyrese Maxey coach. Even in the best win of the season somehow Doc Rivers comes out looking like a doorknob:

P.S. Lol