Keith from Deptford put in more effort than the entire Eagles defense in the first half:
This dude walked four miles to slam Bud Lights with his buddies rather than sit in traffic:
Oh and just in case you didn’t believe he actually climbed under that fence:
He’s like Andy Dufresne crawling through 500 yards of shit-smelling foulness. Except that shit-smelling foulness was the Eagles performance on the field.