It’s officially Dak Prescott vs. Gardner Minshew on Christmas Eve. Looks like Jalen Hurts’ body isn’t any different from yours or mine after all:
Nick Sirianni says he wouldn’t put it past Jalen Hurts to play this Saturday vs. Dallas #Eagles pic.twitter.com/jvrv99M81R
— Eliot Shorr-Parks (@EliotShorrParks) December 20, 2022
I grabbed the Cowboys at -3.5 when the line was in a free fall before the Jalen news. Bad news for Dallas and my wallet.. the ball didn’t touch the ground once at practice yesterday:
Gardner Minshew had himself a day on the practice field, according to some of his teammates.
My report for NFL LIVE, with @LauraRutledge. pic.twitter.com/mOGYoYy7Ef
— Tim McManus (@Tim_McManus) December 21, 2022
No need to be worried on Christmas Eve, and if you actually are, here’s a deep dive into Minshew vs. Dak Prescott’s careers to ease ya:
Losses to the Jaguars:
- Minshew: 0
- Dak: 1
Pac-12 Offensive Player of the Year Awards
- Minshew: 1
- Dak: 0
Converted prison buses lived in:
- Minshew: 1
- Dak: 0
Interceptions:
- Minshew: 0
- Dak: 11
Samurai Swords:
- Minshew: 1
- Dak: 0
Gardner Minshew is every stoner who has ever gotten high and bought a samurai sword. pic.twitter.com/qieidxwIZp
— Imagidadnation (@imagidadnation) January 28, 2022
Spaghetti and ranch dinners:
- Minshew: 0
- Dak: 1,653
Don't forget to have your spaghetti and ranch before heading to @ATTStadium on Sunday! #ATTAthlete pic.twitter.com/MxJS8EZLsX
— Dak Prescott (@dak) November 3, 2017
Mustaches:
- Minshew: 1
- Dak: 0
Top Gun re-watches:
- Minshew: 346
- Dak: 0
#Eagles QB Gardner Minshew arrives. No further caption necessary. pic.twitter.com/k7GmjRnADB
— Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo) December 5, 2021
#Jaguars QB Gardner Minshew stays winning this offseason.#MilesWithMinshew pic.twitter.com/Y5VnkQ0jA4
— Big Cat Country (@BigCatCountry) January 15, 2020
Porn stars with the same name (I researched this one… for a while):
- Gardner: 0
- Dakota: 3
