Eagles

Some Gardner Minshew vs. Dak Prescott Stats for You to Chew On

By Kyle Pagan

Published: Dec 22nd, 2022 · 3:18 PM EST

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It’s officially Dak Prescott vs. Gardner Minshew on Christmas Eve. Looks like Jalen Hurts’ body isn’t any different from yours or mine after all:

Nick Sirianni says he wouldn’t put it past Jalen Hurts to play this Saturday vs. Dallas #Eagles pic.twitter.com/jvrv99M81R

— Eliot Shorr-Parks (@EliotShorrParks) December 20, 2022

I grabbed the Cowboys at -3.5 when the line was in a free fall before the Jalen news. Bad news for Dallas and my wallet.. the ball didn’t touch the ground once at practice yesterday:

Gardner Minshew had himself a day on the practice field, according to some of his teammates.

My report for NFL LIVE, with @LauraRutledge. pic.twitter.com/mOGYoYy7Ef

— Tim McManus (@Tim_McManus) December 21, 2022

No need to be worried on Christmas Eve, and if you actually are, here’s a deep dive into Minshew vs. Dak Prescott’s careers to ease ya:

Losses to the Jaguars:

• Minshew: 0
• Dak: 1

Pac-12 Offensive Player of the Year Awards

• Minshew: 1
• Dak: 0

Converted prison buses lived in:

• Minshew: 1
• Dak: 0

https://www.instagram.com/p/CgcPAvjtGnM/?hl=en

Interceptions:

• Minshew: 0
• Dak: 11

Samurai Swords:

• Minshew: 1
• Dak: 0

Gardner Minshew is every stoner who has ever gotten high and bought a samurai sword. pic.twitter.com/qieidxwIZp

— Imagidadnation (@imagidadnation) January 28, 2022

Spaghetti and ranch dinners:

• Minshew: 0
• Dak: 1,653

Don't forget to have your spaghetti and ranch before heading to @ATTStadium on Sunday! #ATTAthlete pic.twitter.com/MxJS8EZLsX

— Dak Prescott (@dak) November 3, 2017

Mustaches:

• Minshew: 1
• Dak: 0

Top Gun re-watches:

• Minshew: 346
• Dak: 0

#Eagles QB Gardner Minshew arrives. No further caption necessary. pic.twitter.com/k7GmjRnADB

— Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo) December 5, 2021

#Jaguars QB Gardner Minshew stays winning this offseason.#MilesWithMinshew pic.twitter.com/Y5VnkQ0jA4

— Big Cat Country (@BigCatCountry) January 15, 2020

Porn stars with the same name (I researched this one… for a while):

• Gardner: 0
• Dakota: 3