It’s officially Dak Prescott vs. Gardner Minshew on Christmas Eve. Looks like Jalen Hurts’ body isn’t any different from yours or mine after all:

I grabbed the Cowboys at -3.5 when the line was in a free fall before the Jalen news. Bad news for Dallas and my wallet.. the ball didn’t touch the ground once at practice yesterday:

No need to be worried on Christmas Eve, and if you actually are, here’s a deep dive into Minshew vs. Dak Prescott’s careers to ease ya:

Losses to the Jaguars:

  • Minshew: 0
  • Dak: 1

Pac-12 Offensive Player of the Year Awards

  • Minshew: 1
  • Dak: 0

Converted prison buses lived in:

  • Minshew: 1
  • Dak: 0

Interceptions:

  • Minshew: 0
  • Dak: 11

Samurai Swords:

  • Minshew: 1
  • Dak: 0

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Spaghetti and ranch dinners:

  • Minshew: 0
  • Dak: 1,653

Mustaches:

  • Minshew: 1
  • Dak: 0

Top Gun re-watches:

  • Minshew: 346
  • Dak: 0

Porn stars with the same name (I researched this one… for a while):

  • Gardner: 0
  • Dakota: 3