Some Gardner Minshew vs. Dak Prescott Stats for You to Chew On

It’s officially Dak Prescott vs. Gardner Minshew on Christmas Eve. Looks like Jalen Hurts’ body isn’t any different from yours or mine after all:

Nick Sirianni says he wouldn’t put it past Jalen Hurts to play this Saturday vs. Dallas #Eagles pic.twitter.com/jvrv99M81R

— Eliot Shorr-Parks (@EliotShorrParks) December 20, 2022

I grabbed the Cowboys at -3.5 when the line was in a free fall before the Jalen news. Bad news for Dallas and my wallet.. the ball didn’t touch the ground once at practice yesterday:

Gardner Minshew had himself a day on the practice field, according to some of his teammates.

My report for NFL LIVE, with @LauraRutledge. pic.twitter.com/mOGYoYy7Ef

— Tim McManus (@Tim_McManus) December 21, 2022

No need to be worried on Christmas Eve, and if you actually are, here’s a deep dive into Minshew vs. Dak Prescott’s careers to ease ya:

Losses to the Jaguars:

• Minshew: 0
• Dak: 1

Pac-12 Offensive Player of the Year Awards

• Minshew: 1
• Dak: 0

Converted prison buses lived in:

• Minshew: 1
• Dak: 0

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Interceptions:

• Minshew: 0
• Dak: 11

Samurai Swords:

• Minshew: 1
• Dak: 0

Gardner Minshew is every stoner who has ever gotten high and bought a samurai sword. pic.twitter.com/qieidxwIZp

— Imagidadnation (@imagidadnation) January 28, 2022

Spaghetti and ranch dinners:

• Minshew: 0
• Dak: 1,653

Don't forget to have your spaghetti and ranch before heading to @ATTStadium on Sunday! #ATTAthlete pic.twitter.com/MxJS8EZLsX

— Dak Prescott (@dak) November 3, 2017

Mustaches:

• Minshew: 1
• Dak: 0

Top Gun re-watches:

• Minshew: 346
• Dak: 0

#Eagles QB Gardner Minshew arrives. No further caption necessary. pic.twitter.com/k7GmjRnADB

— Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo) December 5, 2021

#Jaguars QB Gardner Minshew stays winning this offseason.#MilesWithMinshew pic.twitter.com/Y5VnkQ0jA4

— Big Cat Country (@BigCatCountry) January 15, 2020

Porn stars with the same name (I researched this one… for a while):

• Gardner: 0
• Dakota: 3