Some Gardner Minshew vs. Dak Prescott Stats for You to Chew On

via Gardner Minshew's IG

It’s officially Dak Prescott vs. Gardner Minshew on Christmas Eve. Looks like Jalen Hurts’ body isn’t any different from yours or mine after all:

I grabbed the Cowboys at -3.5 when the line was in a free fall before the Jalen news. Bad news for Dallas and my wallet.. the ball didn’t touch the ground once at practice yesterday:

No need to be worried on Christmas Eve, and if you actually are, here’s a deep dive into Minshew vs. Dak Prescott’s careers to ease ya:

Losses to the Jaguars:

  • Minshew: 0
  • Dak: 1

Pac-12 Offensive Player of the Year Awards

  • Minshew: 1
  • Dak: 0

Converted prison buses lived in:

  • Minshew: 1
  • Dak: 0

Interceptions:

  • Minshew: 0
  • Dak: 11

Samurai Swords:

  • Minshew: 1
  • Dak: 0

Spaghetti and ranch dinners:

  • Minshew: 0
  • Dak: 1,653

Mustaches:

  • Minshew: 1
  • Dak: 0

Top Gun re-watches:

  • Minshew: 346
  • Dak: 0

Porn stars with the same name (I researched this one… for a while):

  • Gardner: 0
  • Dakota: 3

 

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