Let’s get it back to the Eagles:
Giants DT Dexter Lawrence told his mom she’s not allowed to go to the Linc on Saturday: “I know she’ll go at it with them.” 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/OKWdtjhTJS
— Eagles Nation (14-3) (@PHLEaglesNation) January 18, 2023
Seems unnecessary. She’s not going to be sitting in the nosebleeds, right? Get Mama Lawrence a club box and some Pizza Hut.
What’s the worst thing that could happen anyway? A urologist flips her the double birds? Someone dumps popcorn on her head? A drunk idiot yells “Go Birds” in her face? Projectile beer cans?
Not sure if she’ll end up in Philly on Saturday, but if Dexter Lawrence’s mom tangles with Eagles fans, there’s your viral moment. We’re talking 100,000 clicks, minimum. As you know, we’re only doing this for the CLICKS.