What a promo this dude cut:

I don’t care if it’s Fred Warner. Kurt Warner. Joey Porter. It don’t matter. 

That TV is definitely going right back to Best Buy after the game right? The Energy Saver sticker and that little layer of film still being on was a dead giveaway.

This is just perfect mongrel craftsmanship:

via Fox 29 Philly

Having to stand on chairs because the glare is so bad is just *chefs kiss* levels of not giving a fuck. One guy is trying to hit triangle on 3rd and 9 and doesn’t see Haason Reddick coming off the edge because the sun is peaking over his shoulder.

Though if the Birds lose this shit will be in a billion pieces and thrown off of the Walt Whitman before night’s end. There’s no in between. The energy down there is insane right now between Villanova ruining everyone’s tailgating plans and Eagles’ fans insatiable thirst for Brock Purdy’s blood. 40-10. You might have to add that exact score to your card tonight just because.