If you had a weird attraction to Rob Thomson while watching the Phillies last year, you’re not alone. He was named the second most handsome manager, according to a beauty app:

How can you blame that app? People would sacrifice their first born for a head of hair like this at 59:

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And you know what the best part is? This is great for the Phillies. Topper has to be sick and tired of coming in second. Enough is enough. A World Series is one thing, but a beauty competition where you lose to Buck Showalter is where the line should be drawn. That hair color might be as authentic as J.T. Realmuto selling health insurance, but at least you don’t need more turf than the Vet to cover up his bald spot, like some guys:

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P.S. Checking in on former Phillies managers, and lets be real – Gabe Kapler at #12 is an assault on beauty: