I canât believe Nick Bosa doesnât want to watch the biggest football game in the world featuring two black QBs.
His words, not mine:
I mean there is a -10000% chance Nick Bosa doesnât watch the Super Bowl. Whatâs he going to do instead, watch Bar Rescue re-runs? Fire up Loose Change on Netflix for the 500th time? I donât care if heâs on some remote island in the Pacific Ocean. I know a guy who watched the divisional round against the Giants in Curacao. You canât escape the NFL just like you couldnât escape Jordan Mailata all Sunday:
Suck it up, Bosa. Everyone in the world watches the Super Bowl. There is nothing else to do. You get invited to your wifeâs coworkers house, you bring a dip, sweat the National Anthem under, and hope for one second the âfunny guyâ shuts the fuck up during the commercials until you beg your wife to leave at halftime, but she wonât because Rihanna is about to perform Umbrella. So instead youâre forced to grab another beer and you end up getting drunk just so âfunny guyâ becomes bearable for the next 30 minutes. Which then leads to a fight when your wife realizes youâre too drunk to drive and she has to make the 20 minute drive home in the dark. Now itâs Monday, youâre hungover, and your wife is giving you the silent treatment when you never wanted to go in the first place. Super Bowl baby!