According to Dean Blandino via Paul Domowitch at The 33rd Team the NFL competition committee is going to look into banning the double cheek push the Eagles perfected this season because it isn’t “aesthetically pleasing”:

The league’s competition committee will meet in two weeks at the league scouting combine in Indianapolis and then again prior to the NFL owners meeting in Phoenix in late March. The Tush Push will be on their agenda. Any rule change recommendations by the committee would be voted on by the owners in Arizona.

“I was talking to (Denver Broncos coach) Sean Payton during Sunday’s game, and he said we’re going to do this every time next season if they don’t take it out,’’ Blandino said.

“It amounts to a rugby scrum. The NFL wants to showcase the athleticism and skill of our athletes. This is just not a skillful play. This is just a tactic that is not an aesthetically pleasing play, and I think the competition committee is going to take a look at it.’’

Aesthetically pleasing? Are we designing a kitchen with granite countertops and recess lighting or playing football? You know what else isn’t aesthetically pleasing? Watching a bunch of dudes slip around on a field for 60 minutes in the biggest game of the year! WHY IS THAT 94 YEAR OLD GROUNDSKEEPER NOT IN JAIL YET!?

Come on. You know I couldn’t go all day without talking about the Super Bowl field.

I immediately want to cry bullshit, but ho hum. Jalen Hurts squats 600 pounds. You can take away the double cheek push and he’ll still convert. He carried 310 pound Chris Jones for two yards for god’s sake:

I’d compare Jalen to a freight train coming down the tracks, but recently that’s more likely to derail than reach it’s intended target.

RIP Double Cheek Push: