Super Bowl Media Night 2023:

lol okay

So I’m pretty sure the reporter, whose identity I can’t seem to confirm, didn’t know that Sirianni’s daughter is five. We’ll give him (or her) the benefit of the doubt. This is a generic question, like a joke type of thing in order to elicit a funny response about one of the players on the team. The coach might say something like, “well I’d never let her date Ronald Darby, because he thinks Lil Uzi Vert is the next Michael Jackson.” Then everybody has a laugh and you move on.

Media Night is notorious for this kind of shit, like people going in there and asking goofy things, looking for a viral soundbite or moment of humor. It’s not just full-season credentialed media talking football Xs and Os. They let anybody in, even us.

But anyway, Sirianni’s daughter is super funny: