The doofus right tackle who colluded with corrupt groundskeepers to shut down Haason Reddick in the Super Bowl is coming to the NFC East:

Fake news NFL national media says Wylie played a great game in the Super Bowl, but we all saw Haason Reddick slipping and sliding like he was playing football at Dorney Park and Wild Water Kingdom. It’s really easy to block a guy when he can’t beat you off the edge without losing his footing on improperly-cared for Tahoma 31 shit grass.

Reddick should be salivating at the thought of seeing this guy twice next season. Hammer the over 1.5 sacks when the Birds play the Commies. Then round up the Super Bowl 57 grounds crew and put them in a Siberian gulag with complicit George Toma, aka “The Sodfather.”