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The Thin Mint Finally has a Challenger for Girl Scout Cookie Supremacy
By Kyle Pagan
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I love Thin Mint Girl Scout cookies. There is no cookie that can challenge the Thin Mint. The GOAT. A dynasty run since the 1940s. But even UCLA’s dynasty had to end at some point. There is a new challenger in the cookie game. The Toast-Yay is here. A young upstart born in 2021. Fuck the Statue of Liberty. This is the greatest French export America has ever received:
https://twitter.com/kylepaganCB/status/1633535508063084556?s=20
The Toast-Yay’s were introduced in 2021, so I’m gonna chalk it up to the pandemic and the lack of Scouts at my neighborhood ACME for not getting the word out, because I love French toast. Most people do table pancakes at a diner. I opt for the table French toast. Load that shit up with syrup, fruit toppings, and so much frosting I want my face to look like I played the bear in Cocaine Bear. The French Toast side is the perfect golden brown with the slightest hint of apple. The vanilla icing complements it perfectly. A balance of white and brown like Drake and this cookie is softer than “Take Care.” Do yourself a favor a grab a couple boxes next time you see Troop 417 in front of your Wawa.
P.S. I also tried the Caramel deLites for the first time. They’re ok. I just think coconut and caramel mix like Ja Morant and self-awareness:
To much coconut 6.5/10 pic.twitter.com/QTtvpYeeTq
— Kyle (@kylepaganCB) March 8, 2023
Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com