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Doc Rivers Tells the Sixers “Don’t Play With Your Meat”

By Kyle Pagan

Published: Apr 21st, 2023 · 4:44 PM EDT

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There might be a deeper meaning behind this quote, but all I can think about what Doc means is if you’re a Sixer you better not be jerkin your gherkin on your day off. I remember my parents saying this same thing to me after I gave the family computer a virus:

Aside from all the flagrant stumping Rivers did on Friday afternoon (more to come shortly), he ended his avail by noting the Sixers should have the same urgency the Nets will down 3-0.

"You've got to take care of your business. Don't play with your meat."

— Kyle Neubeck (@KyleNeubeck) April 21, 2023

Doc Rivers might be constantly horny, but I’ll tell you what I am standing in solidarity with him and the Sixers  to not flog my nog until we complete the task at hand. And if you’re a real Sixers fan you’ll join me. Everyone needs to do their job in the playoffs. We’re gonna have to buckle down for the next 24 hours and be a dog like PJ Tucker:

https://twitter.com/kylepaganCB/status/1649461978677608464?s=20

Me trying to will myself to Monday if this series somehow goes five games:

cmon pic.twitter.com/NjWB9jVgdM

— Kyle (@kylepaganCB) April 19, 2023