Micah Parson’s can’t believe the Super Bowl runner up just got the best player in the draft:

It’s awesome to watch Pass Rush Limbaugh see how a real GM operates live.You can’t watch that video and tell me Micah Parsons doesn’t at least stay up at night think about being an Eagle. I mean this dude grew up a Cowboys fan and he couldn’t stop praising Howie as he’s going over the D-Line in his head. Carter, Haason Reddick, Fletcher Cox, Jordan Davis, Josh Sweat, and Brandon Graham. He’s registering in real time Dak has no shot next year.

Look at him. Already using “jawn” and shitting on Joe Biden:

He’s an Eagles fan’s dream.

What an awesome reaction! Still nothing compares to Copizzle a couple years ago: