The Phils are playing against 10 guys tonight in the field because the Reds ball boy thinks he got a call up to The Show. He almost screwed the Phillies out of a run in the first, but whiffed on Kyle Schwarber’s chopper down the line:

Get that guy some Tom Emanski tapes for Christmas. Remember the 6 F’s? Feet, field, funnel, footwork, fire, follow. Don’t stab at the ball. Get it front of it, son. But hey, it happens to the best of us. It’s still April. Everyone starts slow. Just look at the Phillies.

But then it happened again the next half inning!

Send this ball boy out to the farm! Wtf is he doing? It’s one thing to suck at your job, but what is this Roger Dorn Oley bullshit?

 

UPDATE: They replaced him in the 3rd lol: