“Don’t play with your meat” – Doc Rivers:

Holy shit, that is a dry-ass cheesesteak. Is this what they’re selling down there? No wonder we didn’t win. Everyone in the Wells Fargo Center needs to be in lock step during the playoffs. From concessions, to the ticket ushers, the players, and all the way down to the janitor. Hold everyone accountable. That’s what Jalen Hurts does and the Eagles went to the Super Bowl. People need to do their job, and frankly, letting a cheesesteak that looks like this walk off the line is not championship material.

Can I let you in on a little secret? I don’t trust sandwiches at sporting events. I’m a hot dog, burger, pizza, or fries guy down there. Give me something you stick on the grill or in an oven or fryer. Too many things have to go right for a cheesesteak to be good. The meat needs to be chopped thin, the roll can’t be stale (always is), and there is never enough cheese on top to cover the sandwich (why they always go cheese under the meat I’ll never know). It’s already embarrassing enough we couldn’t close out another series. Now the one thing we’re actually good at is getting a bad rep.

P.S. How much money to take a bite? $50? $100?