The current reported games on the Eagles schedule so far:

Quick thoughts:

  • Something tells me the Eagles hired Matt Patricia for all the intel he has on Bill Belichick’s scheme. Once they beat the Pats by two scores Darius Slay gets to put him in one of those cannons and shoot him out of NovaCare.
  • I wasn’t originally on board with a Thursday night home opener, but I’ve since done a complete 180. Imagine how drunk this tailgate is going to be knowing everyone took off on Friday. I thought the Monday Night home opener was the drunkest tailgate I’ve ever seen, but this one is going to make last year’s look like a baseball game if Matt Strahm was commissioner:

  • Very good chance the Birds are going into the MetLife 5-0 against Aaron Rodgers. By then Rodgers might be so sick of the New York media he might go AWOL. Would be a real shame if someone on the Jets beat didn’t press him about thermodynamic properties and steel beams all of training camp:

  • Kelly Green game is Week 9 against the Cowboys right? Has to be. You can’t waste it on the Commies in Week 4.
  • Two weeks to prep for the Chiefs? That’s Roger paying us back for The SodFather.
  • Chiefs, Bills, 49ers, Cowboys is a fucking gauntlet at the back end of the schedule. Hopefully by then the Birds only have 2-3 losses and they can stretch out .500 over that span.
  • I saw Philly media members bitching about having to work on Christmas this year. One suck it up. Millions of people wish they could get paid to cover sports. Two it’s Monday Night Football. Its not like Christmas falls on Tuesday this year and the NFL decided to schedule a game.

We’re missing one Giants game, the Seahawks, Cardinals, Miami, and one Commies game. Quick look at the schedule I see 12-0 right in front of me. I’m hoping Jonathan Gannon comes back late in the season and rolls over to atone for his sins as we clinch the #1 seed.