You lost Game 2! Joel Embiid looks hobbled! Blah, blah, blah, blah. Celtics fans and their dogs are SPOOKED right now! You can tell:

We’re onto Game 3. Joel Embiid is accepting his MVP award. The 76ers aren’t going to shoot 6/30 from three for the rest of the series. If you’re scared get a dog because if I told you two weeks ago the Sixers would steal one in Boston without Embiid you’d be doing backflips. Boston is going back to a city of perennial losers.

YE SIXERS ARE COMING!