Zach Ertz was in town over the weekend to throw out the first pitch before the Phillies game with his wife, Julie. Tragedy ensued:

Sir. Zach Ertz bounced it:

This makes no sense. How do you bounce a first pitch when you play a sport with your hands and your wife, who plays a sport with her feet, throws a strike? It has to mean that once you leave Philadelphia your athletic career just turns to shit. Jason Peters, Ben Simmons, and Carson Wentz. There are dozens that haven’t rebounded since being shipped out of Philly!

Zac was a great sport about it and JJ Watt even tried to get it wiped from the internet: