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Jalen Hurts Helps Announce the Women’s World Cup Roster
By Kyle Pagan
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The U.S. Women’s National Team World Cup roster was announced Wednesday with the help of local celebrities like Tina Fey, Taylor Swift, Quinta Brunson, and QB1:
Hurts made the announcement at the seven minute mark in a Houston-area Sam Goody for midfielder Ashley Sanchez:
Quick and efficient. That’s what QB1 does. No stupid puns like Rainn Wilson and the one guy from New Girl pulled. No need to drag it out like John Cena. This moment is about the players not the Angel of Death:
Right now the defending champs are +250 at Draftkings to win the whole thing down under. They’re going to do something your grandfather couldn’t and kick Vietnam’s ass in the first game of pool play. Then in the second game avenge the US men’s team loss and beat up on the Dutch. Then let the Portuguese know who their mami’s are. All the way to another World Cup title because we’re the greatest women’s soccer country in the entire world.
And they’re already dropping promos that are cocky as fuck:
Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com