Delran native Carli Lloyd is doing World Cup commentary for FOX and wasn’t happy that the USWNT players were dancing and smiling after advancing to the knockout rounds following a 0-0 draw with Portugal:

Gotta say, Carli would be pretty good on WIP. Need her on baseball coverage, because she would have obliterated Jean Segura for failing to run out that ground ball a few years ago. Carli is basically your 60 year old uncle, like the women’s soccer version of Ricky Bo, but in this case she’s also right. No fake outrage because she’s 100% spot on.

The U.S. women dancing after that group stage performance is a JOKE (Howard Eskin voice). They beat a horrendous Vietnam team 3-0 when they really should have hung seven on them. Then they went down 1-0 to Netherlands and had to scrape a draw on a set piece goal. In the third and final game, they out-shot Portugal 17 to 6 but couldn’t find the back of the net and had to settle for second place in the group with one win and two draws. If they don’t get their shit together, the Swedes are going to turn them into meatballs in the next round, and if they survive that game, they’ve likely got Japan on deck. It’s not looking good.

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The truth is that this version of the USWNT is just average. Lots of new faces, only a handful of veterans over the age of 30, some of whom aren’t playing much. The coach is kind of a doofus as well and didn’t use his bench in a winnable game against the Dutch. It’s soft shit! Carli Lloyd wouldn’t have been dancing around on the field after a pitiful performance like that one. She comes from the Mike Singletary school of thought. I WANT WINNERS. This current squad needs to realize they represent one of the greatest and most successful sporting organizations on the planet and we don’t celebrate fucking scoreless draws on the field after the game. Christie Rampone and Abby Wambach and Michelle Akers wouldn’t be dicking around after a game like that. They’d be back in the lab fixing this. Not Ben Simmons’ lab, but a real lab.

Anyway, I’m disgusted with the U.S. women. It’s not good enough. FIGURE IT OUT.

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