Our guy Cheddar Wiz has fallen behind in the Mullet Championship standings. Can’t have it. Won’t stand for it. Who is fucking running this voting, Dominion? Count all votes! If you’re in line, stay in line! Voting ends today at 11:59pm:


Right now he’s got the popular vote on lock. The way I’ve read it is donations and votes are weighted, but votes carry more weight. So all you have to do is vote. I’ve done it on my laptop, phone, and iPads. But if you want to help out and donate for that extra push it’s for a great cause called Homes 4 Wounded Warriors.

All this kid wants to do with his $5,000 prize is buy his sister an alpaca.