I’m a Miller Lite guy. Always been a Miller Lite guy. And it is always looked down upon by Bud Light and Coors Light drinkers. Even fucking Michelob Ultra people look at us like we’re the red headed step child of the family. Not any more! Finally I am validated. Look at these new cases!

If these came out when I was in college I’d break down the boxes and line my apartment ceiling like some white trash crown molding:

 

The best thing Miller Lite has done since they bought all our rides on SEPTA for the first game of the year for those couple of years. If we can get a Kelly Green can they better have production working around the clock.