I'm Now Worried About the Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Eagles Long Con Theory
Travis Kelce was on the Pat McAfee show where he confirmed he texted Taylor Swift:
We GOTTA ask about you and Taylor Swift..
“I told her that I’ve seen her rock a stage in Arrowhead and she might have to come see me rock the stage at Arrowhead..
We’ll see what happens in the near future”
— Pat McAfee (@PatMcAfeeShow) September 21, 2023
What. A. Line.
I said it once. I’ll say it again. This isn’t a typical Taylor Swift guy. There’s no doubt she’s a mega-star. Her tour basically rebuilt the economy. But she’s dealing with a whole other animal in Travis Kelce. She’s used to dating slender/boyish dudes, B-List musicians, and music producers. John Mayer was 10 years ago. 10 years in Hollywood is like comparing Mesopotamia to the Industrial Revolution. She’s never dealt with a guy that can pull off outfits that look like the Village People added a zookeeper:
I’ll be honest. I’m worried about the long con now. I feel like he’ll see it coming a mile away like a safety over the middle. This dude would sniff it out before she could pull the rug out from under him the day of the Super Bowl. We gotta protect Taylor. The confidence that oozes out of this guy might be Swiftie kryptonite. Plus, he’s already got the rebound in his back pocket:
@spotifypodcasts Alix Earle’s athlete crush reveal at the end 😂 Call Her Daddy season 4 premiere is out now #alixearle #alexcooper #callherdaddy #chd #podcasts #grwm ♬ original sound – Spotify Podcasts
Telce might be over before it even started. Alright, now.