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Braves Fan Thinks He’s Too Good for a Free Miller Lite

By Kyle Pagan

Published: Oct 4th, 2023 · 11:07 AM EDT

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Thanks to the good people at Miller Lite, the first round was on them before Game 1 of the Phillies/Marlins Wild Card series. Everyone at Tradesman’s was having a great time drinking free beer and watching the Phils beat up on the Marlins, EXCEPT for a Braves fan, of course:

Of course the Braves fan thought he was too good for a free @MillerLite…

Thanks to @MillerLite for the first round and the @Phillies for the first win! #RedOctober pic.twitter.com/2NLOlZ35Qq

— Crossing Broad (@CrossingBroad) October 4, 2023

This guy must have a thing for B** L****. Listen, I don’t like Braves fans. But this is Miller Lite’s “Ring the Bell” campaign and I’m doing my best to be cordial and extend an olive branch here. Take the delicious Miller Lite, shut up, and watch the team that’s about to kick your ass in the second round. It tastes like if you rung out Brandon Marsh’s beard and that sounds delightful! Maybe he’s pissed because Miller Lite cured Bryce Harper’s Tommy John in record time.*

P.S. Some people are saying I don’t know how to pronounce Miller Lite. Now did I have one too many free Miller Lites last night? Potentially. They are delicious and it is Red October. But maybe everyone else has been saying it wrong this entire time. 

 

*I’m not a doctor. I just drink Miller Lite.