In some sick and twisted way it’s kind of poetic the James Harden saga ends while everyone is sleeping. It’s a storyline Sixers fans have been glued to for the last three months and it ends while you’re out cold. Tbh, Woj might’ve fallen asleep after pressing send on this Tweet because it’s been 15 whole minutes since he broke the news:

Me right now:

No details. Nothing. Gotta imagine this could be a complex deal with potentially multiple teams or picks?

Man Paul George, Kawhi Leonard, Russell Westbrook, and Harden all on one team. The Clippers know there’s only one ball right?

When James Harden gets traded on Halloween and he’s now another team’s problem:


We’ll update this post as more details come out.

 

EDIT 1: “FOR WHO” is currently trending on Twitter

 

EDIT 2: This is the last memory we’ll have of James Harden on the Sixers:

 

EDIT 3: I hope the fellas in the lots didn’t buy in bulk:

 

EDIT 4: FINALLY THE HAUL!

Obviously the draft picks and pick swap are the main course here. The players involved look to be salary matches. I’ll miss the dog PJ Tucker brings to the team, but we can replace that with Pat Bev. Does Process Sixer Robert Covington retire a 76er? Isn’t Nic Batum 80? We also got the better of the Morris twins. Plus KJ Martin who started 49 games last year and averaged 12 ppg.

 

EDIT 5: Here are the pick details. Two firsts?!? One unprotected at the moment in 2028 and another from a third team in the deal:

EDIT 6: We have our first casualty. Danny Green gonna wake up tomorrow and check Twitter to find out he’s out of a job:

 

EDIT 7: My ass is going to bed. Goodnight.