Mad Dog vows to retire tonight if the Phils don’t lock up Game 7:

He must hate seeing Bryce Harper’s outfit choice:

Listen I know Pat Bev shouted out Harper on his podcast. Great. Love when Philly athletes intermingle. But we can’t have the stink of the Sixers on this team tonight. There’s already enough of a rotten stench coming out of the bullpen. You want to honor Pat Bev? Great. Game 3 or 4 with a 2-0 lead is a fantastic choice. But Game 7? Who on Bryce’s pandering team thought the Sixers jersey was a good idea for? The Sixers are fresh off of one of the most embarrassing Game 7’s in the history of the city.

Do you remember the last time the Sixers got involved with the Phillies:

Craig Kimbrel blew an 8-7 lead in the 9th on this day AFTER Bryce Harper hit his 300th home run that gave the Phils the lead an inning before.

Lets just hope Nick Castellanos’ MJ jersey has enough power to cancel it out:

P.S. Torey Lovullo can’t wait to send a fellow paisan to the unemployment line: