Eagles

The Eagles Offensive Line Crowd Surfed Micah Parsons like it was the 1999 Warped Tour

By Kevin Kinkead

Published: Nov 6th, 2023 · 10:21 AM EST

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So much good video from Sunday night’s win. You had Dak getting flipped into the air like a helicopter, a big hit on Tony Pollard, and the pick of the bunch right here:

Micah Parsons went in reverse pic.twitter.com/dRNtLmPfj6

— Crossing Broad (@CrossingBroad) November 6, 2023

Ah yes, the ‘ole crowd surfing routine! You attempt to leap over the pile and you instead you’re carried backwards three full yards instead. Haven’t seen someone move like that since Ozzfest 2001 at the Tweeter Center (Slipknot mosh pit, it was sick).

On a different note, that Brotherly Shove went for 2.5 yards. If you did four of those in a row, you’d pick up 10 yards and get a first down. Then you do four more in a row and move the chains again. Since the Eagles started at their own goal line, they would need to do 40 shoves in succession at a 2.5 yard clip to score a touchdown. The math is infallible!

I honestly think they can do it. Before we all leave this mortal coil, we must see the Eagles try a drive where the only play they call is the Brotherly Shove. They would take 20 minutes off the clock and the opposing defense would be COOKED! You think I’m kidding, but I’m not. 40 shoves in a row! Who says no? This is the way.