The Eagles’ only touchdown drive of Monday night began with the worst “screen” you will ever see. The pass was thrown incomplete for Dallas Goedert after he got tangled up with Julio Jones, but Cam Jurgens was also flagged for being past the one-yard threshold:

Dallas Goedert is the only guy they should be throwing perimeter screens to, and he did take one to the house against Miami, but that was a different setup against a different defense. Actually, he and D’Andre Swift should have been the only screen recipients all year long, and they should have been shallow and middle screens, not this bubble bullshit.

With those caveats noted, this is one of the worst plays of all time. I’m only 33% joking when I say that the only logical explanation is that this was purposely terrible to set up the Julio Jones toss. Otherwise, we’re accepting that the Eagles, an 11-win playoff team, are still calling perimeter screens while being unable to run them properly. Jalen Hurts doesn’t put enough zip on the ball. The pass catchers aren’t slippery enough in space. The other guys can’t block, or in this case, don’t know the play. And now you’ve got linemen drifting past the one-yard threshold and getting flagged for ineligible man downfield.

It is so bad. The Eagles don’t have the personnel to run these plays and yet they kept jamming the square peg into the round hole all season long. When I die, my personal hell will be a one-hour video of Philadelphia perimeter screens, running on infinite loop while Satan laughs in the background.