The Commies hired a new coach:

Quinn did a good job with the Cowboys’ defense, but who really cares? They gave up 42 points at home in their latest early playoff exit. They got sliced and diced by Jordan Love. They got totally clowned.

And what about Quinn’s Atlanta tenure? Two winning seasons, two losing seasons, a .500 season, and a Super Bowl choke job. He started 0-5 in 2020 and got canned.

This fan reaction is perfect:

“We hired the white Ron Rivera.” That’s perfect. I love it. If any Eagles fan is scared of Mike McCarthy, Dan Quinn, or Brian Daboll, you can get a dog.