Brian Snitker says he’ll never let his family go to another game in Citizens Bank Park:

Good, more seats for Phillies fans.

Genuinely curious – Who tf knows who Brian Snitker’s wife and kids are anyway? Does Snitker think we pass around pictures in the lots before every game, so people can study our rivals’ WAGs and children? Even if they sit in the family section, any insult or bird flipped is hurled towards the entire section. We’re an inclusive bunch. Not to mention, the entire stadium has their phones out the majority of the game. You don’t think a video would’ve surfaced? We don’t have time or energy to waste on Brian Snitker’s wife and kids. That’s all directed at Spencer Strider and Blooper. This is just low-hanging fruit for the Braves manager to get Braves fans fired up for the season. Add Brian Snitker’s family to the list with Fred Warner’s wife.

Tell Brian Snitker’s wife to grow a set and pull a Kate Upton. I fell in love with her again after this: