It’s hard to have the weirdest answer when Spencer Strider is in the same video, but apparently the Phillies tried sea urchin recently and it was one to remember:

I wonder if Schwarbs and Castey ordered it at dinner before one of their psychedelic art installation man-dates.

You’ll probably be shocked to know the pig shit Irish guy doesn’t know a lot about the taste of sea urchin. My sea urchin knowledge only extends as far to when Kathy had to take a piss on John’s wound during an episode of Survivor:

 

But I’ll learn for you, my sweet reader, and what I learned is these two don’t like urchin penis:


Different strokes for different folks. I’d try some of these uncooked chicken fingers:

Lets look at some of the others answers.

Corbin Carroll just gave us the blueprint on how to stop him. This guy just admitted he has a terrible lactose intolerance. If we meet the DBacks in the playoffs again this year I’m going to need one of the Phillies chefs to go rogue and sneak some cheese into his omelette:

I feel like this is going to turn into some, “Is a hot dog a sandwich?” debate, but mayo is not a food:

Mayo is a condiment. Normal people don’t sit on the couch and eat mayo, ketchup, hot sauce, or any condiment.

Need Trea to season his zucchini better and get back to me:

God I hate this guy:

I don’t care if he’s a vegetarian, but he definitely tells everyone he’s a vegetarian and does CrossFit. He probably looks at people in the clubhouse who are eating a burger and rattles off 10 facts why eating meat is bad for the body. Nobody cares, ya rabbit.

The robot is turning into a human right before our eyes:

Honestly, the best answer. Actually if you would’ve asked me if I thought Pete Alonso liked black licorice before I saw this video I’d guarantee he had a drawer full of black licorice.

I don’t trust people who don’t like pickles:

If you don’t like pickles that tells me you had one once, got a little taste of adversity, and gave up. Pickles are underrated. They can hit for power and average. If you don’t like dill you can dabble in bread and butter. Don’t like those try the sweet Gherkins in the grocery store. Not to mention you’re missing out on pickled onions or relish on a hot dog. Pickles are a five tool player. They never get the respect they deserve.

You think this guy doesn’t like shrooms?

Sure.