Jon Ritchie was brought to tears over Jason Kelce’s retirement:

I’ll be honest, I never understood crying over an athlete retiring. And I don’t have a problem with grown men crying. Maybe I’m some kind of unemotional robot with gears and cogs where the sadness feelings are supposed to be. The Jason Kelce retirement speech was awesome, but I never found myself on the brink of tears. I guess I just chalk it up to the fact that I’ll be a fan of this team a lot longer than players will be here so I don’t really invest myself into one. Shoutout to me for being the ultimate team guy.

So I look at Jon Ritchie crying and I’m like “get ahold of yourself man.” Though I’d rather see some evidence that you were actually upset instead of everyone on Twitter announcing they’re currently sobbing for likes and engagement. If you tweeted you were crying at the Jason Kelce speech, you should have to show your work. Lets see how many ducts were actually wet around the Delaware Valley.