The Crackers at Shipley baseball ran into AB in a Florida airport. There were more âGo Birdsâ in this video than in Jetro on gameday:
The generational run continues.
CTESPN is the hottest media company in the country right now. Everyone wants to know who ABâs Cracker of the Day is going to be next:
Itâs a bastion of honor for white people. This was what it used to be like to wait an entire SportsCenter back in the day to see who was #1 on Top 10 plays.
And you canât tell me CTESPN isnât a legit media brand. Theyâre expanding:
Theyâre breaking major sports news:
It takes a real businessman to be able to build a brand off of his brain disease. Susan G. Komen would be proud.
Now is AB kind of a piece of shit that does piece of shit things off the field? Of course. But name me a media mogul who isnât an asshole. Iâve never seen Rupert Murdoch yapping it up with poors in the airport terminal. CTESPN: The Worldwide Leader in Crackers.