
John Kruk Told a Crazy Story About Playing at a Mexican Prison on the Phillies Broadcast
There’s nobody who tells stories like John Kruk:
Name a better story teller than John Kruk
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— Crossing Broad (@CrossingBroad) April 28, 2024
Every Phillies game is like watching it in your living room with your uncle after a couple pops. You don’t know if half the shit that comes out of his mouth is true, but you want to believe it. Shoutout to T-Mac for weaving in the play-by-play while Kruk told his story.
“He found his girlfriend cheating, he burned up her car with her and her boyfriend in it.”
“There’s a line drive into left field by Turner.”
Flawless.
Add this story up there with his brother Cecil and the shotgun wedding:
We’ve been blessed with great announcers in this city and great color guys. Imagine Whitey and Kruk in the booth together:
@seamsup A hilarious baseball story! 😂⚾️ 🗣️ From Richie Ashburn’s 1995 Hall of Fame inductee speech (via @baseballhall). From his fleet-footed prowess on the field to becoming a beloved broadcaster, Ashburn’s half-century impact is celebrated: 🏆 2x NL Batting Champion 🎯 9 Seasons batting over .300 🥇 Led league in walks 4 times 🏆 1958: Led league in average and bases on balls as a leadoff hitter 🎖 Defensive prowess: 9 years of 400+ putouts, 4 years of 500+ 🌐 Lifetime .308 hitter with a .396 on-base percentage Post-playing career, Ashburn became a beloved voice for the Phillies for 35 years, blending insightful commentary with a wry sense of humor. #RichieAshburn #PhilliesLegend #baseballeducation #halloffame #baseballwisdom #baseballers #beacompetitor