The Packers are going to come back from Brazil 0-1, but their chemistry will be off the charts:

Exposing your teammate as a leaping lemur (I think he was looking at Romeo Doubs since he said “Ome”) is hilarious. WILD too. But also hilarious. Prostitution is legal over in Brazil so we know where Keisean Nixon and the Packers will be when they’re not judging a Miss Bum Bum competition.

If anything this is great for the Birds. Nixon is the best kick returner in the NFL and with the new kickoff rules who knows how much more of a weapon he’ll be as teams try to figure the new kickoff rules out. If I’m Howie Roseman I’m getting Big Dom to make a few calls to the favelas and sending some Big Booty Latinas to the Packer’s hotel before the night of the game. Women weaken legs and his are going to feel like to titanium on gameday:

I mean look at this guy. This is the look of a dude whose last five Google searches were “Brazilian Butts”. A Brazilian 1 is a Green Bay 10: