There is a curse on the Phillies when they step foot in Oracle Park. There’s no other way to explain the amount of suck that goes on there. The Phillies are 2-16 at Oracle Park since 2018. They haven’t won a game there since 2021 and a series since 2013:

The last time the Phillies won a series there, the outfield was Dominic Brown, Ben Revere, and John Mayberry. Cliff Lee, Kyle Kendrick, and Jonathan Pettibone started in those games. When the park first opened in 2000, the Phillies lost seven straight games. Their winning percentage all time in San Francisco is below .400. Do the Phillies need to stay in a different hotel? Drive in from Oakland or Fremont? Someone needs to switch the juju up or take a match to this place. Because if we meet the Giants in the playoffs all signs point to doom.

They’ve also gone 10 straight innings without scoring. Bats are cursed. Need Jobu: