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Cowboys Fan Skip Bayless Declares Eagles Super Bowl Champs and Jerry Jones “Executive of the Rear”

By Kyle Pagan

Published: Aug 23rd, 2024 · 9:19 AM EDT

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Cowboys fan Skip Bayless has declared the Eagles 2024-25 Super Bowl champions:

I’ve hated the Eagles since I was 10 years old. But I cannot tell a lie: They just won the Super Bowl, because Howie Roseman is the Executive of the Year … while Jerry Jones is the executive of the rear.

— Skip Bayless (@RealSkipBayless) August 22, 2024

EXECUTIVE OF THE REAR! LOL! What a hoot! Is this why Skip quit FS1? So he could make jokes like “Executive of the Rear?” Watch out everyone, this is the edgy Skip, free from the shackles of mainstream media!

I can’t believe it took Jahan Dotson to break him. It wasn’t the Eagles signing Saquon Barkley. It wasn’t Jalen Hurts’ near-flawless training camp. It was Jahan Dotson that made Skip throw his hands up in the air and declare the Eagles Super Bowl champs on August 22nd. Here he is reacting to the news:

Me after THAT.pic.twitter.com/ZuDVxk6pAG

— Skip Bayless (@RealSkipBayless) November 26, 2021

That’s how bad the situation is in Dallas. None of their stars are happy with their current deal, they have a dead man walking at coach, and might have a literal dead person controlling the team. HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS!

Skip knows it might be Trey Lance throwing to Zeke and Brandin Cooks by Week 3.

He knows the only thing Jerry is getting this season is a new daughter. He plans on tuning in to more Indiana Fever games than Cowboys games this season:

“I’m seeing Caitlin Clark emerge as an extraordinary professional basketball player. Highest risk, highest reward… I look more forward to watching the Indiana Fever than my Dallas Cowboys.”

— Skip Bayless 🗣️

(via @SkipBaylessShow) pic.twitter.com/uQnJHugqnz

— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPoints) August 22, 2024

It sucks we won’t get his freak outs anymore since he just quit abruptly. And I feel like nobody properly eulogized Skip’s career. Sure, he was a blowhard that centered his schtick around hating LeBron James and being an insufferable Cowboys fan (also accusing Troy Aikman of being gay). But I feel like his career came and went like a fart in the wind. I didn’t even know he stopped working at FS1 until a couple days ago. That’s why I’ll do the honors and throw up some of his greatest moments and tweets from such an illustrious career.

Remember when Skip got cancelled so bad for his Damar Hamlin tweet he became a LeBron fan? What an all time reversal of fortune:

Skip Bayless pulling out ALL the stops 😂. He got canceled so bad he said he’s a LeBron fan. pic.twitter.com/dBSYnWvVue

— Polo Kerber (@PoloKerber) January 3, 2023

Jalen Rose reading Skip his high school stats back to him and calling him Water Pistol Pete Maravich:

A healthy Peyton Manning is no better than Tim Tebow:

Johnny Football will be bigger in Cleveland than LeBron James:

Johnny Football will one day be bigger in Cleveland than his buddy LeBron ever was.

— Skip Bayless (@RealSkipBayless) May 9, 2014

IT’S MY TURN!

@rlst1115

“Its my turn!” #skipbayless #shannonsharpe #undisputed #nba #nfl

♬ Paris – 3Hzwave

“I don’t think you’re the best 22 anything”

Flawless:

Manti Te’o: the next Ray Lewis.

— Skip Bayless (@RealSkipBayless) December 9, 2012

35 year old rookie Brandon Weeden was a steal:

Browns just stole a starting QB: Brandon Weeden. Much better than Tannehill. Will soon beat out Colt, have 6-7 good yrs. TRich AND Weeden!

— Skip Bayless (@RealSkipBayless) April 27, 2012

Skip Bayless would take Josh Freeman over Cam Newton:

Long term give me Josh Freeman over Cam. Better leader, more consistent passer, more clutch, more poised under fire, more careful with ball.

— Skip Bayless (@RealSkipBayless) November 16, 2012

The cherry on top. Where’s this Eagles Super Bowl trophy going Skip?

All in, my ass.

— Skip Bayless (@RealSkipBayless) March 12, 2024