DeMarco Murray is the running backs coach at OU. Did you know that? Neither did I. He’ll be suspended against Temple tonight because of inappropriate texts to recruits:

Now you’re probably thinking who cares? The fact that the commies at the NCAA suspend coaches over contacting a recruit 100 more times than he’s allowed is whatever. Why does Jim Harbaugh get suspended four games for taking a recruit to breakfast? There are worse things that go on in college sports.

You’d be right…if this was Spray Tan’s first time. Guy just hasn’t learned his lesson about inappropriate texts. Remember before he became an Eagle there was a scandal involving a former teammate at OU’s wife and him:

 

Poor Brennan Clay. Having your wife immediately text your former teammate looking to bang when you just left to hopefully fulfill your childhood dream has to be a rollercoaster of emotions. On the other hand DeMarco cutting right to the chase asking to fuck in THEIR bed is such a savage move you almost have to respect it. Who knew this guy had that dog in him?


I can’t believe there is a literal depiction of the cuckitude too. If Art But Make It Sports was around back then this would be the picture they used:

Sep 11, 2010; Norman, OK, USA; Oklahoma Sooners running back Brennan Clay (21) is taken off the field on a stretcher as DeMarco Murray (7) looks on during the game against the Florida State Seminoles at Memorial Stadium. The Sooners beat the Seminoles 47-17. Mandatory Credit: Matthew Emmons-USA TODAY Sports

Can you believe players just aired out their drama like that back in the day? There was something every week. The kids today will never get to appreciate Twitter a decade ago. It would be like Shaq tweeting he was currently eating Fruit Loops in between a player talking about his former teammate banging his wife while he was away on business. It wasn’t politics every other post or a video of a guy being murdered on your for you tab. It was videos of the Ice Bucket Challenge in between photos of Kim Kardashian’s bare ass on that magazine. I think the final nail in the coffin that divided us apart for good was the day “The Dress” was introduced. Everyone had an opinion and they were too stubborn to give an inch. It upended the entire site and I don’t think we were ever the same. It was “WhiteAndGold btw.