Eagles fans at it again:

Hopefully Joe Shasky and Bonta Hill condemn these “fake gangsters” and “lower life scumbags.” We’ll be listening to The Morning Roast on a Monday to get their take. If you don’t curb this behavior, what’s next? They stab each other at the In N Out Burger?*

This is less of a brawl and more of a clusterfuck, but the same rules apply, which is to say that it’s never a fair fight. We’ve got a 2v1 to start it off, with ‘San Fran hat’ holding someone down while a third guy comes up and OH MY GOD THAT’S STONE COLD WITH THE STEEL CHAIR! Stone Cold hits him a few times with the folding chair like it’s the WWF’s Attitude Era, then the camera pans to the right, where a Niners woman is laying on her back. Maybe she slipped on what appears to be a spilled Modelo. Then the two sides separate and a random guy in a Patriots Christian Gonzalez jersey steers the chair victim away from the crowd. Chair victim is covered in blood and looks like he went five rounds for the UFC middleweight championship of the woooooooooooooooooorld <Bruce Buffer voice>. Then we get a few middle fingers and some yapping while the women get the situation under control.

*In N Out Burger SUCKS