This is the first time ever I could smell a TikTok:

@noshortsusa

would never do again. (thanks to @Seany Sean Sean for coming with me) #philly

♬ original sound – No Shorts

 

NoShorts has been trying to collab with Jason Kelce by doing these 24 hour challenges. His first challenge was walking up and down the Art Museum steps for 24 hours. That was impressive. A test of physical strength and sheer will. This one is insane. Like lock this guy up and throw away the key insane. I don’t care that he’s trying to collab with Jason Kelce. Spending 24* hours covered in piss with the mole people in the subway is an insane move.

Now I’m boys with NoShorts so I can say this: he might’ve shot his wad too quick with this one. Feels like this should’ve been reserved for challenge three or four. 24 hours in the subway isn’t just physical and mental. It’s putting your safety at risk. Head on a swivel at all times down there. Especially in the wee hours of the morning. You gotta check the corners down there like you’re Seal Team Six sweeping Bin Laden’s compound. Not to mention the subway food probably comes with a side of tapeworm. The Internet is like a mogwai being fed after midnight. It’s only going to want bigger and better. How does he increase the stakes from here? Shoot tranq for 24 hours straight in Kensington?

Anyone notice how DEAD the subway is?


Where are the people? Where is the trash? Where are the subway entertainers hanging from the poles?

Where are the people? Where is the trash? Where are the subway entertainers hanging from the poles? I don’t know if he was trying to film in cars that didn’t have many people or no one rides anymore.

Now some people will say this is a little much for a collab with Jason Kelce. I’m right there with you, but people also need to understand how the Internet works. Billions of people are out there fighting for eyeballs and you need to find something that’ll cut through to the mainstream. This is a perfect Philly video.  Incorporating one of the most beloved figures with the shock value of the subway. People are half disgusted and half in awe. But please Jason Kelce collab with this dude before he turns into a zombie at K&A.