Go Birds. Pennsylvania will be able to sell canned cocktails outside of liquor stores for the first time ever starting September 16th via Joe Brandt at CBS Philadelphia:

PHILADELPHIA (CBS) — Businesses that sell alcohol in Pennsylvania will soon be able to sell canned cocktails like High Noon and Surfside which were previously only available in state-run liquor stores.

The Pennsylvania Liquor Control Board is beginning a new permitting process Tuesday, after Gov. Josh Shapiro signed into law two bills expanding where “ready-to-drink cocktails” can be sold (oh, and extending the legal limits on happy hour).

Businesses including restaurants, hotels, grocery stores and convenience stores can apply for ready-to-drink cocktail permits starting on Tuesday, Aug. 27. If their permit is granted by the PLCB, sales would be barred from starting until Monday, Sept. 16, the day the law takes effect.

The permit would cover spirit-based cocktails with an alcohol by volume ranging from 0.5% to 12.5% in containers up to 16 ounces. Businesses could sell no more than 192 ounces of ready-to-drink cocktails per sale.

No more going into two different stores for beer and liquor. Suck it Jersey! You can now get Miller Lites, High Noons, Statesides, Long Drink, Whisker-doos, Whisker-don’ts all at the same store starting the same day as the Eagles home opener against the Falcons on Monday Night Football. You know how loose Birds fans are going to be now that you’ve given them even more time to tailgate? Now if we can get rid of that pesky 192 ounce rule so I don’t have to make a purchase, put the beer outside the store, come back in, and purchase more then we’d really be cooking with gas!

Somewhere William Penn’s lightweight ass is rolling over in his grave.

What a historic time! Not only because now it’s more convenient to buy alcohol, but because Congress came together for the greater good. Sure we might become more divided each day that pasts, but it’s good to see Republicans and Democrats reach across the aisle for the greater good:

Marcell Ozuna is going to be seeing quadruple when he steps to the plate in October.