UNHOOK THE TRAILER GOD DAMMIT!

“Dallas you slow motherfucker” is the perfect cherry on top of a great mic’d up moment. I’d seriously pay $5.99 a month to have an unlimited treasure trove of mic’d up clips. Give me all the ones that the NFL PR leaves on the cutting room floor because it might damage the brand. I want them all. There are probably a bunch of great ones from Sunday. Darius Slay getting body slammed out of bounds probably provided some great trash talk, CJGJ in general, Jalen Carter telling every Saints fan from NOLA to Baton Rouge to suck his dick, Nick Sirianni’s brain on 4th down making a noise similar to the AOL dial-up tone when you were trying to connect to the Internet back in the day. I’ll take it all. It’d probably make us smarter football fans.

I think I’ve watched this play a million times since Sunday:

Every time those defenders run into each other I laugh. Obviously Goedert is going to get the majority of the praise, but that was a great route from Jahan Dotson not to get flagged for a pick play.

The Saints have to be sick they gave up this play after only rushing three.


Also couldn’t agree with Rich Hofmann more here:

We’re going to need Dallas Goedert to unhook the trailer this weekend. It looks like we might be without A.J. Brown again, DeVonta Smith, and Britain Covey. The good news is there is going to be a million inches of rain dumped on Tampa now until Sunday thanks to Tropical Storm Helene. The heaviest offensive line in the NFL blocking for the best running back in the NFL. A slow ground and pound game works in the Eagles’ favor. Saquon might go off for 200 yards. Take the points Nick!

P.S. Mic up Jordan Mailata more: