One of the better clips from Monday night, if we’re being honest:

The last time the Phillies won the National League East was in 2011.

Back then:

  • Barack Obama was still in his first term.
  • Hawk Tuah Girl was in elementary school.
  • The U.S. military had killed Osama Bin Laden a few months prior.
  • Occupy Wall Street and the Arab Spring were taking place.
  • Charlie Sheen was fired from Two and a Half Men and had a very public mid-life crisis
  • a new series called Game of Thrones debuted
  • Maroon 5 hit #1 on the Billboard chart with “Moves Like Jagger.” LMFAO’s “Party Rock Anthem” was #2
  • Etta James, Don Cornelius, and Whitney Houston were still alive

So on and so forth. It doesn’t seem like it was THAT long ago, but 13 years is 13 years. I also got married and had two kids, but no divorce, so I can relate to at least 66% of what this guy is saying. Go Phils!