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Eagles Fans Showed Up to the Philly Portal With “Go Birds” and “Dallas Sucks” Signs

Kyle Pagan

By Kyle Pagan

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The Philly Portal put on a masterclass on both sides of the ball on day 2. The people who predicted the portal to end in disaster are correct if they thought indoctrinating more people around the world with Eagles fandom was a bad thing. We got “Go Birds” signs from Lithuania and an Eagles fan letting Europe know that the most important two words you can learn in this city are ‘Dallas Sucks’ –

The good people of Philly proving once again how much better we are than New York. First we take your portal and then we kick your ass on the football field. Now we’re recruiting fans from different countries to build our army. It’s like George Washington recruiting the French to join the Continental Army. Get ready to learn ‘Go Birds,’ Europe.

I don’t even care that the Caps used it to make fun of us. Go ahead. The Flyers suck and you’re a second-rate city without a portal. Jealous much?

It’s just been highlight after highlight at the portal. We’ve got people waving Philly pretzels at it:

People are smoking blunts next to it.

This is basically like when the Pilgrims shared the peace pipe with the Indians at Thanksgiving:

 

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Philly Elmo is performing for Dubliners:

 

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The Dubliners are twerking:

 

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It’s the only good FaceTime call ever.

Kyle Pagan
Kyle Pagan

Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com

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