25 Things that Happened Since the Cowboys' Last Super Bowl Win
It’s Dallas week in Philadelphia, and the juice level is next to nothing. It’s like an orange that’s already been squeezed and added to the compost pile. What once was the greatest week of the Eagles season is now a desiccated citrus of normalness.
Why? Why does Dallas week not seem to be a big deal anymore? Well, for starters, the Cowboys stink. They’re 3-5 and Dak Prescott is injured, which means we’ve got another Cooper Rush game coming up. If this was Dak vs. Jalen Hurts and both teams had a winning record, we’re talking heightened levels of awareness. But as it is, this is just another game on the Eagles’ schedule.
It’s been that way for some time, since the Cowboys haven’t been an NFL power since the Nintendo 64 launched. Kids played Goldeneye 007 more recently than they watched Dallas win a Super Bowl, so when you’re mediocre for a long time, the buzz wears off.
In honor of Jerry Jones and company not winning a ring since January 28th, 1996, here’s a list of 25 things to happen in the meantime:
- Zaire became the Democratic Republic of the Congo.
- The United Kingdom handed Hong Kong to China.
- J.K. Rowling published the first Harry Potter book.
- George Lucas directed a brand-new Star Wars film called The Phantom Menace.
- Tupac Shakur released the heralded All Eyez on Me record.
- Nintendo put out a groundbreaking game called The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
- Y2K
- Mark McGwire broke Sammy Sosa’s single-season home run record.
- The Phillies traded Curt Schilling to the Diamondbacks for Travis Lee, Omar Daal, Vicente Padilla, and Nelson Figueroa.
- Trent Klatt scored 24 goals in a single Flyers season.
- Johnny Davis coached the Philadelphia 76ers to 22 wins.
- The Philadelphia Charge played a couple of seasons out in the suburbs.
- Jay Wright led the Hofstra Flying Dutchmen to a pair of America East conference titles.
- Broadband internet replaced dial up.
- WWE acquired Extreme Championship Wrestling
- Jalen Hurts was born in Houston, Texas.
- The Eagles used a 1st round pick to draft Freddie Mitchell out of UCLA.
- Iraq, Afghanistan, 9/11, and the war on terror
- The Food and Drug Administration approved a new drug called “Viagra” for erectile dysfunction.
- Rage Against the Machine’s bass player climbed the MTV Video Music Awards set to protest Limp Bizkit winning “Best Rock Video.”
- Dolly the Sheep was cloned in Scotland.
- Bob Dole received the Republican Presidential nomination.
- The Winnipeg Jets relocated to Arizona to become the Phoenix Coyotes.
- Oprah Winfrey found not guilty in defamation suit brought by the The Texas Beef Group.
- Philadelphia built new stadiums called Lincoln Financial Field and Citizens Bank Park, and opened a new arena called the CoreStates Center.
Go Birds!