No one would be shocked if Saquon Barkley was drug tested after Sunday night’s game. But Dallas Goedert pranked him by putting his drug test in Saquon’s locker after the game:

 

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The dude doesn’t need to be drug tested, he needs a 23andMe to see if he’s part alien. Rushing for 255 yards, making cuts like this, and out-gaining the Giants on Sunday by himself.

Someone phone NASA:

This should be the NFL after every Saquon record-breaking game:

I don’t think I’ve ever seen the city of Philadelphia fall in love with a free agent this quickly. Maybe Cliff Lee? Imagine if this guy spent his entire career on the Eagles behind a competent OLine. He’d unanimously be the best running back in the league. He’d have multiple OPOYs and possibly even a MVP under his belt. Maybe the Eagles have a Super Bowl in 2022. It sucks that he found himself in the situation he was in. The Eagles are Amazon and the Giants are Temu. How much sleep is John Mara losing this season?


This team rules. There’s nothing better than a team that’s winning and having fun doing it:

This is a complete 180 from last year’s team – which was apparently the most miserable 10-1 team of all-time. Instead of starting slow and grinding out games by the skin of their teeth, Eagles fans are putting their feet up on the coffee table by the time the 4th quarter rolls around. Sure, they have a habit of starting slow this year as well, but they’re an old-school pound the rock team. They grind down defenses and seem to get stronger as the game goes on. Then here comes Saquon to break off a long run that completely destroys the other team’s will. It’s a perfect recipe for winning in the playoffs.