The only thing keeping the Philadelphia Eagles from scoring 40+, and the Cowboys from scoring 10+, was the sun glare at Jerry World:

Hilarious. Great job, Jerry!

This is what he needs to hand out the next time a football game is played in his stadium. Just have somebody pass around a basket and the players grab a pair so they can actually see what the hell is going on:

If this guy gets the Tac Glasses contract for Jerry World, he’s rich. I’ll do the copyrighting for his pitch, for a small fee:

“Tac Glasses can do things ordinary sun glasses can’t do, like block blinding glare at AT&T Stadium so well, passes thrown by Cooper Rush suddenly become visible. Enhanced colors to give you vision of the football. Nothing to see, right? Look again as we hold up our Tac Glasses. A colorful A.J. Brown is revealed, and he’s wide open, running 1v1 down the sideline. Amazing! There’s just nothing like them on the market today.”