At Cowboys Reddit, it’s noted that the hockey team scored more than the football team:

Out scored by the Stars
byu/olorin9_alex incowboys

There’s a post a little further down that proclaims Brandon Aubrey the “best weapon on the team.” Reddit user “Lost_Interest3122” wonders “if he could make a 68-70 yarder, the way they are playing he might have to.” Seems like only a half joke. They should indeed try Aubrey from 68 just to see what happens.

Credit to the Dallas fans, who are responding to their pitiful season with comedy. Some more great pulls from r/Cowboys:

[Javad] The sun is causing a glare in the Cowboys press conference room. So there’s a shield to block the sun from Mike McCarthy’s face. Novel concept.
byu/PlayaSlayaX incowboys

[Mosher] Rico Dowdle is the highest-graded offensive player (76.4) for the #Cowboys this season (via @PFF).
byu/PersonBehindAScreen incowboys

This guy wins a lot. Maybe we should get a coach like him. That’d be crazy, right?
byu/roymccowboy incowboys

What’s missing?
byu/PincheTony incowboys

The Cowboys are 3-6, Dak is lost for the season, and they still have to play the Texans, Commanders twice, Eagles in Philly, Buccaneers, and Bengals. They may only win two more games. The Thursday night game against the Giants could be one of the greatest matchups of all time.