The Guy Who Ate 40 Rotisserie Chickens Wants to Fight the Guy Who Eats Pickles
We’ve got some old-fashioned Philly and New York beef going on here:
I am tired of this guy constantly emulating me in such a tacky way. I’d like to call him out to a boxing match. The empty lot that used to be Melrose Diner. 40 rounds. No water. #serious https://t.co/4wKdtfXTgy
— smooth recess (@AlexiconTom) December 11, 2024
So it looks like the pickle eating took place in September. Some New York douchebag looking like a mix between a Ninja Turtle and Blankman. Remember that movie? Damon Wayans, David Alan Grier, and Robin Givens. 1994.
Anyway, the Rotisserie Chicken guy did his thing two years ago, so clearly he was first. And it was inspirational at the time, uplifting because the Phillies and Union had both lost championships on the same day and the Eagles were next. We needed a W, and some levity. The other thing that sucks about the pickle guy is that he did it on a sunny day in some really nice Manhattan park. Alex Tominsky ate the chicken on an abandoned pier behind the Delaware Avenue Walmart on a cloudy shite day in November.
A boxing match sounds like a great idea. Let’s get Damon Feldman to organize it. We will add it to the undercard of Knucklemania in January. And while we’re at it, let’s rebook that Lenny Dykstra vs. Angry Bagel Guy fight and set up a catchweight bout between Marcus Hayes and Joel Embiid. Now THAT’S a fight card!
@crossingbroad What an electric Sunday #philly #chickenman #fypphilly #phillytiktok #phillytok #phillies #union #GenshinImpact32 #phillygoats #chicken #rotisseriechicken
